I have been sent some interesting questions by Linda and her cohorts. I do not know who exactly helped linda do this, but if I offend you when I answer your question, then sorry. Not knowing who asked the question takes a great burden off of me because I can answer however I want. So here it goes.
If you could get a tattoo or piercing anywhere on your body where would it be and why?
I don’t want a tattoo. I am perfectly content with the number of holes I currently have on my body.
Who is the first person you think of in the morning? (other than yourself)
It varies depending on the dream I had that night.
If you could spend the night with any celebrity, who would it be and why?
If I got to stay at his place, then Michael Jordan, cause he has a very nice house. If they’re coming to my house then I want Fruitdealer (korean sc2 player for you ignorant fools).
Why did the Dead Sea die?
It didn’t. It’s living a peaceful existence in eastern europe. With an area of 436,400 km2 (168,500 sq mi), a maximum depth of 2,206 m (7,238 ft), and a volume of 547,000 km3 (131,200 cu mi), I would say the Dead sea is alive and well.
Why does the nose run but feet smell?
It doesn’t. The nose smell and feet run.
Why id the color clear regarded as a color?
That’s not a sentence. The “id” you used can be interpreted in the psychological sense. In that case, this question still does not make sense. I suggest ESL or some other form of basic english classes. If you need a tutor, let me know.
Why can’t people tickle themselves?
The truth is that only certain people can tickle themselves. Through years of training and meditation I have achieved this feat. By concentrating my inner Chi on to specific pressure points throughout my body, I am able to create a harmony within my body therefore allowing me to tickle myself. I am one of 2 people to ever accomplish this. The other person is dead.
so i heard you like apples………….
First of all that’s not a question. Second of all an ellipse consists of 3 periods. And yes, I do like apples. But only when they are peeled.
If Americans throw rice at weddings do Asians throw burgers?
No. Asians throw mashed potatoes. Burgers contain meant and we asians love meat. Mashed potatoes is perfect. You can easily mold it into a ball and pretend you are having a snowball fight. Also, any residue left on clothes or faces can be easily licked off. The splatter that occurs on impact increases the effective radius which makes it a much more efficient alternative to burgers.
If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
“Don’t interrupt me like that. I’m trying to tell a story here.”
Why is the word abbreviated so long?
Why not? I dream of the day when words are no longer judged by their length, but my their meaning. It’s what’s on the inside that truly counts. So what if abbreviated is longer than your average word? All he ever wanted was to do his part for the english language and he never complained about anything. Why can’t you just leave him alone? (If you still need an english tutor, let me know)
If a building is already built why is it called a building?
Why not? I dream of the day when words are no longer judged by their spelling, but my their meaning. It’s what’s on the inside that truly counts. So what if building is spelled the same as building? All he ever wanted was to do his part for the english language and he never complained about anything. Why can’t you just leave him alone? (If you still need an english tutor, let me know)
If doctors are so skilled then why is their work called practice? I call their work, work. Doctors don’t wake up in the morning and say “Honey, I’m going to practice”.
Do you have crash courses for pilots? I personally do not offer that option at this point. However, I can get you a crash course in english if you need it.
If corn is used to make corn oil how do you make baby oil? You use babies. Here’s a step by step instruction.1. Press the babies. The mechanical press will crush the babies to a pulp as you turn the crank. By the time you have pressed the babies as far as it will go, you will have a runny, pulpy goo. This is just what you want. Each time that you press the babies, scrape the goo into the tub or bucket. The corn oil in the goo will float on top of the water and the pieces of bones will separate and float in the water. Continue pressing until all of the babies have been pressed and all of the goo is in the tub.
2. Strain out the baby pieces. Pour the contents of the tub through the screen into the other tub. This will filter out all of the bones and baby pieces. You will be left with a baby oil and water mixture.
3. Set the tub of baby oil and water in the sun. Leave it covered with the screen so that bugs and leaves do not fall in. As the tub sits, the water will evaporate. This will leave a yellowish film in the tub that is pure baby oil. You can scrape it up with the rubber spatula and rub it on your face.
Read more:
How to Make baby Oil at Home | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/how_5040521_make-baby-oil-home.html#ixzz1E5SfvttSIf Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft.
It is a little known fact that the micro in microsoft was originally intended to describe the size of Bill Gate’s penis. He may have gotten bigger since then, but because his company is so famous now, he decided not to change the name.
If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
Wait. Your doctor does that? Dang it. I better change my family physician
If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don’t they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
That is exactly what I have been trying to get people to do. It is such a simple gesture that can convey only 2 meanings. If a person mistakenly interprets it as you trying to make sexual advances, then the worst that can happen is you go to jail. But if they do understand you, then you can go to the bathroom without having to say a word. I especially recommend this strategy for people who are mute.
what do you think is your most attractive feature? My long, hard, perfectly sculpted femur.
